i have a million other things i should be making. including steve/bucky cuddles for smallnico. but instead i was thinking about her cold arm bucky headcanon, which THEN made me think about all of those times i have gotten my hands frozen to cars and ice cubes and ta-da! steve getting stuck to bucky and bucky unapologetically laughing his ass off at him

they prob go to sam’s because steve is convinced Sam wont make as much fun of him as teh other avengers. he is dead wrong.