Happy 4/13 everyone now die

Thats exactly 20 years after homestuck started, Hussie the Seer strikes again.

mr president theres a meteor coming sir.
oh yeah, how big is it?
its the size of puerto rico sir

Guys…

Puerto Rico is 170 km long and 60 km wide (I know cause I LIVE THERE)….

THAT’S BIGGER THAN RHODE ISLAND AND DELAWARE COMBINED!!!

WHEN THAT BITCH LANDS, IT GONNA KILL A FUCK LOAD OF BITCHES!!!

just for comparison, the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was only 10km across and the one that possibly caused the permian extinction where 97% of life was destroyed was approx. 50 km long
we gon die