the-vashta-nerada

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

thatcrazylittlelord

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

the-vashta-nerada

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

superlockedinthephandom

i like you

Source: candlelion-deactivated20140107
every game ive played has resulted in people bowing the fuck out like what the fucki dont even win all the time but i stay in til i actually lose you shitheads.