fabergayegg:

Okay let me tell you a little story, friends.

I went into the fridge because I was feeling a bit pekish and what do I find?

This. Two small tubs of some strange, chilled dessert product called “LeRice”. Le rice. Fucking meme food is what I found, guys, meme-flavoured pudding with low GI. So I took this picture and was about to post it when I figured I should actually try it, give it a little taste-test to add some background knowledge to what I was about to spread to the world and maybe, if it tasted bad, add some flavour (pun intended) to what I’d write in the post body.

Here’s the issue, people. It didn’t. It didn’t taste bad at all. In fact it’s great. Delicious. This is one of the best desserts I’ve ever eaten and I liked it so much I ate them both. Both of them are now gone because I ate them. I scoffed up that meme rice like it was necessary to my survival.

So now I’ve reached the point where not only do I not have any desire to mock this delicious treat but I want to endorse it to everyone I meet but O lord in sweet vanilla-flavored heaven I still can’t get over its name, le rice le fucking rice you are the most problematic piece of nutrition I’ve ever consumed I want you out of my sight and into my mouth fuCKING

MEME RICE