Anonymous
asked:
Imagine Mink as the Old Spice commercial guy
monsieurpaprika
answered:

hello player

look at the route you’ve chosen. now back to mine. now back at your route. now back to mine. sadly, your route isn’t mine. but if you stop going for the pizza-grease, hairspray, or tragic white haired anime boy scented types, then his route could be, and even smell like mine.

look down- back upYOU’RE IN AN UNCONFIRMED LOCATION IN NORTH AMERICA WITH THE MAN YOUR MAN COULD SMELL LIKE what’s in your hand? back at me. it’s a cup of black coffee laced with sugar just how you like it-look again- THE COFFEE IS NOW FEATHERS, READY TO BE BRAIDED INTO YOUR LUXURIOUS HAIR.

anything is possible when your route smells like cinnamon and not a koujaku im on a motorcycle which is also my bird