Really though the Alpha kids are having a rough time right about now, but they’ve been best friends since they were 12 and have talked to each other for years on end

Meanwhile John’s best bro has a new best bro, Jade has some very awkward feelings about how the alpha Dave is now the other Dave to her, and really ALL FOUR OF THEM HAVE BEEN SPLIT IN HALF AND HAVEN’T TALKED IN THREE YEARS 

I am waiting for mega emotional coming to terms with friendship issues and how being apart without communication changes things hard core I’ve been ready since we first learned about the three year thing GIVE ME THE BETA FRIENDSHIP PAIN.