lalondegnostalgic:

seven—drunken—pirates:

mazarinedrake:

garykingoftheworld:

jamesfactscalvin:

blackcowledbat:

jamesfactscalvin:

5 out of 9 of these things I don’t even care for anyhow

Fuck you guys, flips flogs, jean shorts and shirts with shit on them is my entire wardrobe.

I’m a guy and I HATE flip-flops! I also dislike shorts in general

I do wear a fedora occasionally, but it’s an actual fedora and not a fucking trilby.

and I’m not sure if my mustache counts as ‘little’ or not, since it’s not super thick, but it’s part of an actual full beard. 

You guys are, once again, missing the fucking point.

You know that feeling of outrage you got from reading this? The sense of, “how dare anyone tell me what to wear? I can wear whatever clothes I like.”

THAT’S HOW WOMEN FEEL ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

So YOU don’t like it when someone says your clothing choices are stupid? Good. STOP SAYING IT TO WOMEN THEN. 

Wow, I never reblog these kinds of things, but… they said the thing. Thank you for saying the thing.