store guy /extensively stares at boobs

me yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?

store guy oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt

me ... why are you taking your shirt off now

store guy /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee

me /looks down at her captain america tee

store guy /happy seal-clapping

me oh my god we match

store guy if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!