Wait…is this serious? What the actual fuck?

So… It’s ok for Jake and Lady Rainicorn to have babies and it’s ok for Tree trunks to get married, but it’s not ok for Marceline and Princess Bubblegum to be together? I’m confused.

Wait Holy shit how many episodes have I missed since when have they been a thing I just had an insta-ship moment but no we needa save this fucking show

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING SEXUALLY ATTRACTED WITH A PERSON OF THE SAME SEX LIKE OMFG PEOPLE GET OVER YOURSELVES

NO CARTOON NETWORK STOP NOW KEEP THE SHOW GOING