heads up yo if you have the same name as me, or a part of my name (sam, sara, sammy) i will fight you to be the alpha

My friend: Sup peeps. One of the neighbours said hello to me! In number 6, they are a couple called… er… I forgot her name but she does Geography at QUT and she lives with her boyfriend, called Sam. They were nice. But yeah.

Me: e_e
sam
that my name
we must battle.