au where hobbit have wings and they are a very private business. of course, bilbo hid his wings during the journey, but when they are at beorn's he decides that he trust thorin enough to let the dwarf groom his wings. so he asks him, the dwarf accepts and the company start laughing cus 'grooming his wings' must totally be a bad euphemism for sex. thats until five minutes later when thorin screams, actually screams, and comes running cus by MAHAL'S GOLDEN BALLS THEIR BURGLAR HAS WINGS!!

OMG YES.

I need to. Draw this. Write this. Something.

This has healed my wounds from before.