unnecessarilystupid:

canondavesprite:

tyrantbloodedladies:

unnecessarilystupid:

based on this post

(Homestuck would have been a short comic if this happened)

What the fuck is this?

Your name is John Egbert and it seems that the new Beta game you’ve only JUST RECEIVED has malfunctioned. Seeing as you are REALLY UNEDUCATED about computer sorts, you have no idea what the fuck to do. You quickly open up Pesterchum and message your friend.

You’re not entirely sure what she wants you to look for, but you give it a go anyway. You walk out of your room, being wary of a certain father possibly looking for you. Crossing the hall, you open up the door to the balcony. You have to squint your eyes from the blinding red light you’re met with, flinching away from the door momentarily. After recovering from the fiery light, you step your way out into the outdoors.

The sky is a blazing painting of scarlet and orange, the sun half-way eclipsed by a large meteor heading approximately right where you’re standing. This may or may not have been what Rose was talking about, but either way, you know you’re in some pretty deep shit.
You scamper back into your room and let your fingers fly over the keyboard.

Your name is John Egbert and you are royally fucked.

this is beautiful and you should feel proud of yourself