so i just watched free birds. meh it was aight.
jake (jak??) was funny as hell and pretty much the only reason i stuck around and his backstory man he actually got me emotionally connected
the romance was gross and boring tho
just typical ‘the moment the main protag sees the ONE CHICK IN THE MOVIE hes like fuck ye im suddenly gonna do anything for her i want in on that and the chick is somehow not creeped out and smiles indulgently (though this one was kind of funny- i dont know i watched the whole movie and barely got any idea as to her personality besides 'zany and also eyeball thing’
(also when she finally is in charge and does some things ooh shes got no chance her plan is terrible and its up to the main protag to save everyone’s asses)
oh and 'white as all hell’ but theyre turkeys so i dont. really know how to judge race n shit. though werent they supposed to be like the native americans to the human settlers??
also
why do the turkeys have boobs
why do the turkeys have boobs
WHY DO THE TURKEYS HAVE BOOBS
basically i feel like my time was wasted, and that jake was cool.