Schrodinger’s Rapist is totally valid. That’s not prejudice. That’s just math. Okay? So, if in 2011, out of 151 million men, 11,934 were arrested for rape, which means you can reasonably be scared of .007% of men. Now, it doesn’t sound like a lot, until you consider that you don’t know which seven one thousandth of one percent. So, to be safe, you have to be scared of all of them.

Being a conscientious, pro-social, morally exceptional person means going the extra mile for people even at your own expense sometimes. And it’s only logical the 99.993% of non-rapist men are the ones who do it.