zayoken

She’s cute

excusemyhubris

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

housewifeswag

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

onecelestialbeing

BURN

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis

OH THAT WAS GOLD