*Man walks into a store and finds employee*

Man Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!

Employee Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?

Man I never filled out an application.

Employee Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.

Man No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!

Employee Well, but that doesn't-

Man AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!

Employee But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.

Man OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!

Employee Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?

Man Well no, but what does that matter?

Employee ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.

Man Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.

Employee That...doesn't make any sense.

Man NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

Employee

Man

Employee

Man Fuck you, slut.