be that as it may (askjfs) you can do it dude
dirk it up.
I have no faith in myself to stand up to this task.
its not like he has to be exactly like dirk strider- youve got creative license on how he acts (not that i or many dirks act like canon dirk anyway)
either that or you could get people together and make an rp au but then the characters wont be exactly how you imagine~