ALPHA DAVE: yo lil man

DIRK: Sup bro.

ALPHA DAVE: happen to know that cute one over there

DIRK: That’s Jane. My classmate.

ALPHA DAVE: no, the other one

so in my au (WHICH STILL HAS NO NAME) there is only one mall so its a small world and shit oh uh dirk likes frappe ok haha ok

haha idk anymore ill stop now