poesdaughter

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

diamondparagraphs

And the story of Noah’s ark

overnight-shipping

Didn’t god kill like a total of 2 million people in the bible or something?

crockercorpofficial

Yeah he did

shan-anigans

"Do you read the bible or just pretend it says whatever you like?"
Yes.

meowfaces-foryou

^