meowfaces-foryou:

shan-anigans:

crockercorpofficial:

overnight-shipping:

diamondparagraphs:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

And the story of Noah’s ark

Didn’t god kill like a total of 2 million people in the bible or something?

Yeah he did

“Do you read the bible or just pretend it says whatever you like?”
Yes.

^