fuck fuCK FUCK YES OKAY SO GUYS
BIG IMPORTANT THING
I CAN HEAR THE NEWS ON BEHIND ME
AND APPARENTLY
WITHIN THE YEAR
GAY MARRIAGE WILL BE LEGAL IN CANBERRA
IT MAY ONLY BE BRIEF BECAUSE OF ᵃᵇᵇᵒᵗᵗ BUT PEOPLE WILL BE ABLE TO GET MARRIED HERE WITHIN THE YEAR PROBABLY LIKE THE LEGISLATION HAS GOTTEN INTO PARLIAMENT AND IT’S HIGHLY LIKELY IT’LL GET PASSED EVEN IF ᵃᵇᵇᵒᵗᵗ GETS RID OF IT LATER BUT YESSSSS FINALLY CANBERRA DOES SOMETHING RIGHT GO YOU CANBERRA FOUR FOR YOU
AND THERE’S NO RESIDENCY LAWS SO YOU CAN COME HERE GET MARRIED AND BUGGER OFF AGAIN I’M JUST GONNA GO RESEARCH THIS AND FIND OUT MORE BUT THE NEWS IS SAYING STUFF SO IT MUST BE TRUE
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HOPE THIS HAPPENS YOU BETTER NOT BE TELLING FIBS MAN I WILL PUNCH A WALL MAN THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT EVERYONE
ABBOT IS GONNA TRY TO GET RID OF IT BUT YOU KNOW WHAT EVEN IF IT’S ONLY THERE FOR A BIT, HE CAN’T GET RID OF IT INSTANTLY EVERYONE GO GET YO ROADTRIP PLANS READY YOU’RE ALL COMING HERE TO GET MARRIED