THINGS PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT JOHN THAT DONT HAVE TO DO WITH NICOLAS CAGE:

• HE LIKES MAGIC TRICKS
• HE LIKES PARANORMAL STUFF
• HE LIKES “THE ANIMES”
• HE LIKES SHITTY COMPUTER PROGRAMS
• HIS FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN
• HE’S LEFT HANDED
• HE’S DEFINITLY ALERGIC TO PEANUTS 
• HE DOESNT ACTUALLY HATE CAKE
• HE THINKS DAVES RAPPING SUCKS
• HE LIKES TO PLAY THE PIANO
• HE LIKES THE MOVIE LITTLE MONSTERS
• HE HAS AT ONE POINT SEEN FURRY PORN