mineapple

lifehack: take food in your hand, put it in your mouth, and eat it

congratulations now you wont die for another few days

320k

this is fake. i ate a hamburger and got hit by a bus five minutes after and died do not lie to me on these neopets

mineapple

food is not responsible for your lifes functional failure if you do use it for its intended purposes

im reading it right here

getting hit by a bus is not a viable way of life im sorry its not covered under our warranty maam