[9:25:33 AM] Jade: MY DEAR SWEET CHILD
[9:25:35 AM] Jade: THATS WHAT I DO
[9:25:38 AM] Jade: ITS WHAT I LIVE FOR
[9:25:44 AM] Jade: TO HELP UNFORTUNATE MERFOLK
[9:25:46 AM] Jade: LIKE YOU
[9:25:48 AM] Jade: POOR SOULD EOIWHFEWF
[9:25:55 AM] Jade: I ADMIT THAT IN THA TAPST IVE BEBEM A N AYS
[9:26:04 AM] Jade: THEY WRERENT KISDDING WENN THEY ACHALFR
[9:26:10 AM] Jade: BUT YOU LLS HTINGK THAT NWOA NEADYA
[9:26:12 AM] Jade: TOOO YES
[9:26:18 AM] Jade: AND I FORTUNATLYE NOW ANA KGUG MAGIV
[9:26:23 AM] Jade: ITS A LTALR BN THAT IVE ALWAD8 GJSG
[9:26:29 AM] Jade: AND MPOSIETMISERABLE LONELY AND DEPRESESED
[9:26:31 AM] Jade: PATHETIC
[9:26:36 AM] Jade: POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULDS
[9:26:38 AM] Jade: IN PAIN
[9:26:39 AM] Jade: IN NEED
[9:26:52 AM] Jade: THIS ONE LONGING TO BE THINNER THIS ONE WANTS TO GET THE GIRL
[9:26:55 AM] Jade: AND I HELP THEM
[9:26:56 AM] Jade: YES IT
[9:27:05 AM] Jade: AND IM AFRAIS I HAD TO EAKE EM BRSOO THE OUC
[9:27:11 AM] Jade: ON THE HWOULD IVE BEEN A SAINT
[9:27:17 AM] Jade: TO THOSE POOR UNFORTUNATEL SOOOOULLLD
[9:27:19 AM] Jade: cough