Why aren’t there drive-throughs for fanfiction though?
“Can I help you?”
“Yes, I’d like a modern “pretend boyfriends” AU, no dub-con, add frottage, please.”
“Would you like a happy ending with that?”
“Yes, please.”
“And for length?”
“Oh, a 50k-er, please.”
“Will do, please pull around to the first window.”
^^^ ALL OF MY YES.
IF ONLY
ALL MY WEIRD CROSSOVER NEEDS WOULD BE MET