in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller
and there’s another episode when the older boy gets pregnant with a tree girl after pissing on her tree and he vomits up their green, slimey, tree child
WHAT THE HELL SO THAT WASNT A FEVER DREAM???
i have so many questions about australia