bro-just:

felicitous—stalking:

tofferton:

— ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] —

EB: dave, i don’t want to play this game anymore.

TG: stop chiseling away at my cold callous heart egbert

EB: i just want to go somewhere else.  let’s run away.

EB: all of us.  we can live on the ship and fly between the universes.

TG: john stop

EB: this isn’t fun anymore, dave.  it’s supposed to be fun.

EB: i want to go home.  :(

TG: dammit john please stop

EB: we can get a house somewhere.  we can live by the ocean and sit on the sand and watch the sun set.  we can go away, dave.  we can run.

EB: we’ll never stop running.

why would you do this to us