i FORGOT
MY COMPUTER
ITS ALL PACKED UP AND ON MY BED ALL SAD
THIS IS THE EQUIVALENT TO MAKING YOUR DOG THINK ITS GOING FOR A WALK
PUTTING ITS LEASH ON
AND LEAVING IT AT HOME AT THE DOOR
I AM A TERRIBLLEE PERRSSSONNNNNN
HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET
I AM THE GOD TIER OF STUPIDITY
ON THE SUCKELADDER
I AM THE TOP RUNG
IT IS ME
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