You are the PHANDOM. Yes, just the PHANDOM. Well, okay,the DANNY PHANTOM FANDOM, if you want the lame, long-ass name. You’ve been DEAD for a WHILE. HALF-DEAD, to be EXACT. It’s no biggie. You’ve heard word of a NEW SEASON, and upon REANIMATING, have stumbled upon this FANDOMSTUCK deal. 

Wow, you’re really BEHIND THE TIMES. What’s is going on, even? Who’s that GREY, HORNED GUY? Is he DEAD, too?

Whatever. Anyway, your interests include FIGHTING CRIME, and GHOSTS. You think you might be one of the most PATIENT GUYS in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE- seriously, you KNEW you’d come back one day. What’s a few years, or six?

You haven’t spent much of your time doing ANYTHING, being DEAD and all. Guess who’s back, SUCKERS?