can we just talk about DIRK FUCKING STRIDER RIGHT NOW
yeah all the alpha kids have their problems but
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT DIRK STRIDER.
RIGHT NOW.
It’s not even about DirkJake or any of that, it’s about the man (the myth and the legend) himself. DIRK STRIDER.
See, the reason that I emphasize that like a bitch is because NOBODY ELSE WILL. In nearly the ENTIRE HOMESTUCK UNIVERSE, nobody puts DIRK “I FUCKING CUT MY OWN HEAD OFF FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKERS” STRIDER first.
NOT EVEN DIRK STRIDER PUTS DIRK STRIDER FIRST.