Feminists Hey. We'd like for women to be treated as equals.

Society Oh sure. You want "equality" but then you expect men to open the door and pay for meals, is that it? That's not equality! That's special treatment!

Feminists Um, no not really. You don't have to open the door and pay for our meals. We can do that ourselves.

Society *gasp* What? You don't want men to open doors for you? Why do you hate nice people? No wonder chivalry is dead! You'd yell at a man for just being polite and opening the door for you?

Feminists No! We're just saying you don't have to do it just because we're women!

Society And while we're at it, how come you don't protect male victims of abuse and rape, huh?

Feminists Actually, we think it's really terrible that men are forced to stay quiet about their abuse because they're worried about not being taken seriously. It's this Alpha Male myth that causes it. Men are abused and raped and they're not helped because men are supposed to be tough and able to handle it. This also goes for men not being able to express emotions.

Society Oh, so you just want men to be a bunch of pansies then, huh? You hate men for wanting to be strong LIKE NATURE INTENDED THEM TO BE. You'll be sorry when you end up married to some weak, simpering fool who likes to talk about his "feelings"!

Society Also, you can't have equal rights because women aren't aggressive enough to want higher pay and stuff.

Feminists HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON?

Society Jesus, calm down. No need to be so aggressive.