adamcheleski

i love how the rest of the world doesn’t realise that australians have to eat vegemite because it gives us immunity to all spider and snake venoms

dysphorism

i know they are all so clueless

carry-on-my-jingle-butt

are you serious i can never fucking tell when you guys are serious

laughcentre

this is 1000% true

apocketfullofsparechang

im still confused

fleurdecocaine

this is a joke isn’t it

grikurt

I don’t eat vegemite so I have to stay inside

mineapple

my non-australian friends make fun of vegemite but then theyre all terrified to go to australia because of the wildlife and its just like what do you want from me