me, ordering at an indian restaurant for a friend well have the uuuuuuuuh mango curry

server will that be mild or medium hot or...

me, seeing the panic on my friends face oh, mild. mildest mild. like white person mild.

server, chuckling got it. and for you sir?

other friend uh the vindaloo please. medium hot i guess?

server so indian person mild?

all of us yep!