lance: get your hands off your closest friend you dropout im saving my hero
keith: oh uh who are you? congrats for the fighter pilot position i guess?
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lance: *accuses keith of doing something stupid to threaten voltron, or, at worst, of being treasonous with the galra* whatever it was, its probably keiths fault
keith: the amount of knowledge stored in your brain could fill a paper airplane
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lance: im so cool check out that kick i did!
keith: you threatened our stability and in a fight it would have been our safety actually but sure
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lance: *hotheadedly blowing up in shiros face* keiths a hot head and hell probably murder everyone!
keith: …
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keith: *at the list of progressively ridiculous jokey titles lance gives to himself* eheh, are you serious~?
lance: so im flat out accusing you of wanting the glory of being the black paladin and using shiros disappearance and possible death (which you are clearing still deeply in mourning about) to make up things in his name to get you the position
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‘keith is also petty and mean shown here with his rivalry with lance’ sure jan
when youre thinking about the fact that lances treatment of keith is literally malicious bullying at times and always gets played off as comedic and you taste salt
when youre thinking about the fact that lances treatment of keith is literally malicious bullying at times and always...