psyducked

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

pon-raul

I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you don’t wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose

travelling-cat-salesman

stay the fuck away from me

hardboiledoldman

people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled

ua86

The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.

youre-a-fucking-human-being

You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?

swearwolvez

I’m literally never shaking a man’s hand ever again in my life y'all need jesus