Lotor: yes but how do i know you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire

Keith: because you lost the throne to your father who declared you an enemy of the state and gave orders to kill you on sight, his witch keeps sending people after you, not to mention all your friends betrayed you and now you’re a wanted fugitive on the run. literally everyone in the known universe wants you dead. i would not be willing to put up with any of this bullshit if i wasn’t committed to you, you fucking dumbass.

Lotor, stunned: b-…..babe