simons-saying

replied to your post: youll never need viagra BECAUSE NO ONE WILL HAVE…

the first one is presumably a cream for Big Dickedness smeared on a finger and the second is saying if you eat whatever root vegetable that is you'l have a high libido i hope at least bc if those are dongs then i pity the fool who goes home with the person attatched

(i really hope you were genuinely confused bc i just realized that if you arent im coming off like a Mansplaining Assbag and if i am a apologize)

ehehehehhehe Big Dickedness cream

i knew they werent dongs but the fact that they are obviously photographed to look like they are and the fact that its obviously vaseline makes the pictures even funnier 

because

you know people arent clicking on it for a finger and a vegetable

theyre clicking on it for the weird hotdog peen and elephant schlong