I shoot people in the ass with tranquilizer darts.
i fire and i miss
For me to be useful, I have to let my teammates die
I play video games but like really good
1) big slappy
2) little slappy
boom fetish
*spurs noises*
“fuck theres a d.va”
Boop
EXPLOSION MAN BELONGS IN THE TRASH
“now you see me, now you still do for a bit before the animation’s over” or alternate “well that bounced off”
Bouncy balls
Never grew out of certain phases in life
Frog
Spiders are scary, right? Gee Bill, how come your mom lets you have two dragons? Vodka Aunt™ Can Lift More Than You
Symmetra if Symmetra was a healer and also IrishLocal hit and run flank dps is charging headfirst at the point. More at...
Armor and aimbots /I pee on some people while stealing the life force of others
[Sees through walls in French][Mocks you in Spanish]
*flails*
Balls
Dying dramatically right under the VICTORY announcement