keith’s top 5
- Takashi Shirogane is The Coolest Man Alive
- gosh shiro those are some real big hands you’ve got must be really nice to j j j j ust open jars very easily huh golly
- keith is probably the only person at the garrison that thought shiro’s hair was cool so shiro had to keep it that way in defiance of god and man
- “shiro here are some Skin Tight clothes that exactly fit you sorry they’re All i had…” “keith they’re so tight i can’t breathe and everyone can see everything.” “oh well… that’s All i’ve got i guess there’s No Choice….”
- wow shiro i’m so sorry about your arm i’m so sorry that the galra did that to you if you ever need to talk you know i’m here for you right uh hey just out of curiosity how hard do you think you could hit someone with it without hurting them just wondering
shiro’s top 5
- wow he’s. just such a good pilot? i mean wow he’s so fast and smart and so good at holding the controls like wow what a firm grasp he has on those controls and his fingers are so delicate geez how interesting
- intrusive thought: touch his hair touch his hair touch his hair touch his hair touch his hair t
- shiro tries to figure out mathematically how it’s possible that he’s a head taller than keith but their legs are the same length and stays up until 2am drawing diagrams until matt threatens to text keith a pic if he doesn’t stop
- oh no.,.. keith violence isn’t the answer… don’t toss that guy who’s twice your size across the room… oh… no… please don’t make me witness something so Violent
- he had to give keith a piggy back ride at some point and has spent the last two years waking up at 4am in a cold sweat thinking about keith’s thighs wrapped around his waist