Me; “Salts food.”
Some asshole; “Hey you know salt’s bad for you.”
Me; “Actually we need a certain amount per day, but most of us consume far too much is all. In my case, I have a family history of low blood pressure and have inherited that trait, and crave salty food as a consequence. My doctor has said that it’s simply my body’s way of regulating that naturally and has said that I am one of the few people who probably will never have to worry about sodium intake.”
Some asshole; “……but SALT IS BAD FOR YOU.”
Me; *Eats a sandwich*
Same asshole; “You know bread is bad for you.”
Me; “It’s whole wheat that I baked myself, and I do not have celiac disease or gluten intolerance. Also, I am not attempting to lose any weight, and therefore have no interest in a ketogenic diet.”
Same asshole; “BUT BREAD IS BAD FOR YOU.”