Hunk: Keith, buddy, I just had a great idea for date night

Keith: okay

Hunk: so like, what if we stayed home all weekend and literally never left the house?? Like we straight up became hermits. I mean, we would probably have to text everyone at least once so they wouldn’t get worried, but other than that we wouldn’t have to talk to anyone else for two days straight. Also, we could finally use up all the stuff that’s been sitting in our fridge for a while and make some nice home-cooked meals. Soooo?? How ‘bout it?

Keith:

Keith: (tearing up) I love you so much