draumbooty

My buddy used to know this guy in high school that would watch porn before every wrestling match he was in. He didn’t beat the meat. Didn’t even play with it. Sat fully clothed and watched violent ass hardcore for like half an hour.

He won almost every match.

Turns out being sexually aroused with no satisfaction makes your testosterone go into overdrive and turns you into a fuckin beast for like 15 minutes.

I do it now everytime I go to the gym. Never had better workouts.

swedebeast

Imagine being the guy figuring this out for the first time.

draumbooty

if you dont nut you unlock superpowers kids

mrlevelingthinner

having a raging erection while wrestling is also a great form of psychological warfare

mcdonaldguy

power move: standing in front of your wrestling opponent with a rock hard boner that is not concealed in any way whatsoever, full well knowing you’re about to wrastle their entire body