someone is being rude after the war and is just like “how the fuck did a turian like you get a bird like that”

and garrus is a little drunk and he just kind of looks at the guy (a rando probably idk or maybe jack or james or somebody), smirks, and puts two fingers against his mouth in a familiar V shape and out lolls his like foot-long, blue, serpentine tongue

at least three different human women drop something around them, someone starts choking on the air, and he’s just like “that answer your question?”