things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:
- im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
- do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
- you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends
- i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish
- please dont crawl into my sleeves
- (sings a duet with a cricket)
7. (directs the flying insect that accidentally flew inside on how to get back out the window)
There is no peace with wasps, but I’ll be glad they’ll be able to understand the obscenities and vows of violence I...