modern taako wouldnt shoplift. he was the only one who wanted to stop magnus and merle from stealing from the bank in redcliffe. he would, however, take a pair of bolt cutters, break open the dumpster where sephora tosses their unsold goods, and dig around for free shit
“its not in the store, its not being sold, its factually garbo. hence its free game, my dude” - taako, probably