coolthingoftheday

You can buy them here: [x]

glitterspanked

I would rub my butt all day. At home, in the check out line, at the bus stop. Just rubbing my butt, don’t mind me.

welcome-to-grump-game

Show this to Dan Avidan so he can have his next merman outfit be made out of this material ASAP

galacticmom

Yo I was at a bout and one of the girls on the other team was wearing these and I was like “dude I love ur shorts” and she just turned around and was like “wanna touch them??”

And that was how I got to play w a strangers butt at a roller derby game