galacticmom:

welcome-to-grump-game:

glitterspanked:

coolthingoftheday:

You can buy them here: [x]

I would rub my butt all day. At home, in the check out line, at the bus stop. Just rubbing my butt, don’t mind me.

Show this to Dan Avidan so he can have his next merman outfit be made out of this material ASAP

Yo I was at a bout and one of the girls on the other team was wearing these and I was like “dude I love ur shorts” and she just turned around and was like “wanna touch them??”

And that was how I got to play w a strangers butt at a roller derby game