ALERT ALERT ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
GEORGE TAKEI IS RUNNING FOR CONGRESS.
HE IS RUNNING AGAINST DEVIN NUNES, THE ASSHOLE WHO’S BEEN HOLDING UP THE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION.
HE’S GOING TO UNSEAT THE FUCKER.
SULU IS GOING TO CONGRESS.
Look, America. You’ve done some pretty crazy shit recently and you need to make up for it. Start with this. Please elect this wonderful, compassionate man to Congress.