- “You hear… crinkle-tinkles.” “FUCK.”
- “Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.”
- “Oh, the Unicorn Double-Barrel Special.”
- “No dogs on the moon, they just run off the goddamn thing.”
- “I find that not killing people is very easy.” “Well, we all have dry spells, kid.”
- “Dad, you can just say ‘masturbating’.”
- “ ♫ Oh shit, sweet flip. ♫ “