Heathers the Musical: A Summary

Beautiful i fuckin hate this place jk now I’m hot and popular

Candy Store the Schuyler Sisters + evil

Fight For Me dAAAAAAaaaaamn

Freeze Your Brain tragic backstory™

Big Fun my first week of college in a nutshell

Dead Girl Walking sexytimes

The Me Inside of Me wait now she’s somehow MORE popular

Blue fuckboys perpetrate rape culture

Our Love is God “i worship you” awwww “i worship you” cool bUT IT’S STILL MURDER J.D.

Prom or Hell my bf is a triple murderer but he’s hot as fuck soooo

My Dead, Gay Son our sons were gay and whoops so are we

Seventeen murder is probably a no no

Shine a Light oversharing teacher + snappy choreo = still uncomfortable

Lifeboat bitchy cheerleader revealed to be cinnamon roll

Shine a Light Reprise “what the fuck heather” -Heather D. “what the FUCK heather?!!?!” -audience

Kindergarten Boyfriend we’re supposed to feel bad for her but also she kept a scab in a locket?? + more suicide

Yo Girl scariest song in the show tbh

Meant to be Yours VERONICA openthe opentheDOOR plEAse

Dead Girl Walking Reprise surprise bitch, bet you thought you’d seen the last of me

I Am Damaged i would die for you and now im gonna*BOOm*

Seventeen Reprise fuck you all and lets go watch The Princess Bride